Christina the Astonishing

Marsoni

M251S

$16.95

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Christina the AstonishingCHRISTINA FALCONE IS A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD EIGHTH GRADER at Precious Blood Junior High. She is growing up pazza according to her Italian immigrant mother, Rita, who curses a country that poisons children with chocolate milk and singing mice on television. The nuns at Precious Blood are giving Christina nightmares and facial tics with their daily descriptions of torture and martyrdom. All she'd wanted as a fourth grader was to become a saint so she could

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Definitely sturdy for a hearty chewer, but my dog wasn't that interested in it. For a treat I spread some peanut butter on it and the design has grooves so she spends some time licking the peanut butter. And it comes with 3 good size chew toys, so cheap enough to try and your dog might love them. Taking out of packing they did have that meat smell as advertised

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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026

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Beve_4

Louisville, US

★★★★★ 5

Great toy for aggressive chewers

My dog loves this toy! Every toy she gets she DESTROYS! Not this one.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026

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