★★★★★ 5
LOVE
Size: 3T, Color: Indigo
So stinking cute and stretchy/comfy! Highly recommend 🤩
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Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2026
Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt
Marsoni
M251S
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Friday, May 29
Unisex Don't Trust the Universe SweatshirtSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in
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★★★★★ 4
Run large
Size: Small, Color: Indigo
These jeans were really cute, good condition. They run large, so they were too big. I would size down one normal size.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 29, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Fun, well-made denim cargos
Size: 3T, Color: Washed Black
Well made denim cargo pants that fit well. Fabric is soft but sturdy; good for cooler temperatures. Great value for money.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 22, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great quality
Size: 2T, Color: Indigo
23 month old, 32 lbs, bought 2T fits perfect, great quality
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Reviewed in the United States on November 29, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Nice fit, really cute.
Size: 7-8 Years, Color: Deep Blue
These look great. Good for kids who are at the in-between size for height. Gathered leg is always a bonus.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
