And Then You Die Of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail

And Then You Die Of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail

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$14.99

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And Then You Die Of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon TrailA quirky, nostalgic send up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard earned life lessons from the trail. Pack your wagons, find your ride or (literally) die friends, and roll up to Matts General Store with a sack of cashits time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty first century style! And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer

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It arrived on time and as advertised. I actually ordered 2 of the Playology toys and my boy did not like either. Total waste of $40 for the 2 toys. The toys are did not smell(to me at least) like the scent they advertised and my boy is sooooo food motivated and such a chewer that I was sure he would love these. Hasn’t touched them since the day I gave them to him. Very disappointed.

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Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2025

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Teresa Rafeek

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 2

Not Rottweiler proof

Lasted about an hour.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2025

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Ksett

Grantham, US

★★★★★ 5

Excellent dog chew

Size: Small (Pack of 1)

Our dog loves this and uses it everyday. Still going strong 3 months later.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026

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Mike c

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 5

My 2 German shepherds love these good quality last a good bit

Size: Large (Pack of 1)

I buy these for my 2 German shepherds. My male is a heavy chewer and he will spend time with this everyday until he starts to wear it down or makes it into a makeshift shank and I replace it Last about 3-4 months for aggressive chewers. Highly recommend (keeps them from chewing my stuff)

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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026