Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Unisex Hoodie

Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Unisex Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$91.00

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Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Unisex HoodieIf you're the type to celebrate Festivus every day, you'll love this funny cynical shirt. Loaded with nihilist charm, 1970s aesthetic, and existential dread this sarcastic ironic shirt is the perfect way to despair in style. Shirt Info: Cotton Poly Blend 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs Unisex Fit hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks Our soft, cozy cotton poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch

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My Frenchie is a crazy chewer and can chew up a nylabone in a day, so I was looking for something that would last longer. So far this is holding up, and is pretty durable. Both my dogs like it a lot, it’s easy for them to grasp, and chewable but still very tough material. I suspect at some point it’ll wear down, but not for a while. The size was just as described / expected. Not too small and not too big

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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2025

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Omaha, US

★★★★★ 5

Great for aggressive chewers!

Color: Blue

Our aggressive chewers love these! Very durable.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026

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Ozark Matt-Man

Waukegan, US

★★★★★ 3

NOT FOR PLAYING CATCH.

Color: Blue

This toy is quite heavy, making it good for a chew toy or for fetch, but not for catch. It could very easily injure your dog as it damned near did mine.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026

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e callie

Bozeman, US

★★★★★ 5

Peanut butter delivery system

Color: Blue

My big dog loves this bone. I run PB down the middle on one side when we go out. He loves it and brings the bone to us when we return to play :gimme that bone.”

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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026

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Whiting, US

★★★★★ 4

Durable bone that you can add a spreadable treat to

Color: Blue

Our German Shepherd was 4 months old when we purchased this. She’s going to be 6 months soon. She has been teething really bad. We wanted some way to sooth her pain. This product was just what we needed. We put it in the freezer with some peanut butter in the center on both sides. Once frozen we give to our puppy. She loves it. When we open the freezer she recognizes the ziplock package that it was delivered in which we store it in our freezer. She jumps around until we give it to her. She loves it and it keeps her occupied for a while. It is very durable. I did not notice any smell when we received it. It does not make any noise. The plastic material is safe for animals. To clean I put in the dishwasher. The only reason I did not give it 5 stars is because sometimes the peanut butter gets stuck in it and may need to go through the dishwasher twice which is not a big deal. Or you can hand wash it. I found the dishwasher was best for us. You do not even have to put anything on it, but our pup likes it. I would recommend to others.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 15, 2025